Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 25, 2012

Winged Mercury squares with Neptune, God of the Sea,
The Heart of the Scorpion rises in the South,
Petitioning The Lord With Prayer gets you there, Man,
The Doors of Perception open through the Shaman,
So heed your own words, do not be down in the mouth,
Recall the Old Adage, "Let it Be, Let it Be,"
You can't go wrong by doing the best that you can.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 24, 2012

The Twins in Gemini now welcome Mercury,
They whisper their Secrets to the Moon in the Crab,
The Emperor is sporting a new suit of clothes,
It's Good To Be King is something everyone knows,
So dress yourself pretty, don't go out looking drab,
You can be The King who goes down in history,
Just don't cut off your Face to be spiting your Nose.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 23, 2012

The Scorpion tails the Moon and Pluto Aspect,
The Stars all revolve in their Synchronicity,
The Priestess channels the Queen of Hearts down to Earth,
She Comes In Colors to bring gaiety and mirth,
So find someone to fit with your duplicity,
You've got no secrets to conceal or to inspect,
Tonight your love life is headed for a rebirth.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 22, 2012

Today The Moon, once again, is in Gemini,
Later on she disappears into the Mystic,
Your trump today is the High Priestess of Isis,
Who can help you avoid a new social Crisis,
So choose a plan that is not so realistic,
Remember now and then "There's a Fool Such As I",
You should know by now not to skate on thin ices.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 21, 2012

Moon and Mars squared with Mercury and Jupiter,
Look to the West to find the Moon's early Crescent,
Imagine the mystical power within you,
Strange things exist between Heaven and Earth, it's True!
So calm the nervous energy that is present,
When Fortune comes calling, you have to go to her,
It's possible you will hook up with someone new.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 20, 2012

This is how it begins: an eclpse in The Twins,
Then: the darkened Moon in the Stone of Hercules,
The Fool On The Hill is an Innocent loser,
Not knowing if he's the Chosen or the Chooser,
So you're dead in the water if you try to please,
Or if you try too hard to atone for your sins,
You could find yourself defending your Accuser.

Darjeeing's Obtuse Horoscope For May 19, 2012

The Earth prepares to be pinpointed by The Sun,
Venus takes a step back to watch her own eclipse,
As The World Turns, you are beckoned to take a ride,
The Alchemy of Wisdom in us all abides,
So you need to become the Captain of your Trips,
You'll come out the big winner when your race is run,
Realize your dreams with the Rider by your side.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 18, 2012

Today we have The Moon, Neptune, Pluto, and Mars,
Tonight you can see The Twins, Pollux and Castor,
When The Judgement Day comes, look for Resurrection,
Then you will know you have made the right connection,
So the Spinning Wheel goes 'round, faster and faster,
Wear your Heart on your sleeve, keep your Head in the stars,
Go to the Mirror, there you will see Perfection.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 17, 2012

The Stabilizing Moon comes gliding down to Earth,
The Summer Triangle is in the Milky Way,
Happy Jack, The Moon, says today's a brand new day,
Sleep away your vision and watch where you may tread,
So your Time Has Come Today, that's what people say,
A period of Silence followed by Rebirth,
Don't let anyone tell you you're better off Dead.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 16, 2012

Mars and Pluto, complimentary in the Trine,
In the Northern sky the Big Bear floats upside down,
Here Comes The Sun showering us with Radiance,
It's all good to go ahead and do your Raindance,
So you just might find yourself feeling like a clown,
Strip away the layers and find that you're Divine,
Meditation can help you get out of your trance.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 15, 2012

Retrograde Venus with the White Knight moves backwards,
The Corona Borealis is wearing the Crown of Creation,
As The Star, you are taken to a Higher Ground,
Just let Divine Will guide you as you go around,
So, find yourself in a new love situation,
People will know you are one who never lacks words,
Listen for One Note, It's a Celestial Sound.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 14, 2012

The Moon in Pisces with the Saturnian Sun,
The Crow in the Southeast brings the Stars of the Spring,
The Silver Tongued Devil gets no Satisfaction,
She's in the Details of your nervous Reaction,
So don't carry on like you're the Lord of the Rings,
Go out of your way to have some passionate fun,
You may very well be the World's next attraction.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 9, 2012

Mars and Pluto aspect the Moon in Capricorn,
Bright Vega hangs above the faint stars of the Lyre,
Take your refuge in the knowledge of the Hermit,
Time Keeps On Tickin', The Magic Lantern is lit,
So don't let anyone hold your feet to the fire,
Get out and look all around and blow your own horn,
Or you might find yoursel, Pilgrim, Dead where you sit.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 4, 2012

Venus and the Moon are thirty degrees apart,
As She becomes full, Kuan Yin fills us with her Light,
The Emperor has new clothes and a Song to sing,
When all is said and done it's good to be The King,
So don't let minor problems keep you up all night,
Things will always get better if you just have heart,
Walk in the Morning Dew, renew the Love you bring.

Cubicle

There is no birdsong in this place,
No humming of bees,
No bawling of young calves,
There is no sunlight,
Only artificial flourescent glow,
There is just the sound of human confusion:
The machine gun attack of the 10-key punch,
The hissing of fans that cool the computer
That drives everyone who works in this space,
There is the sound of the telephone demanding an answer,
The voice who wants to speak to the person in charge
Of the medicine cabinet or the key to the safe,
Who gets told "No, we don't have anyone here by that name,"
Or, "She is out of town until next year,"
There is the blank stare at the signs on the door:
Not Hiring, No Solicitation, No Trespassing,
But still they come, the barkers and salesmen
Telling us "Hey, did you know the key is in the door?"
We tell them "Yes, it's that way for security purposes,"
Then go back to our FedEx fedup business,
Talking about our alternate universes and wishing we were there.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 2, 2012

Where are the Gemini Twins, Pollux and Castor?
Lying together and singing a Capella,
You are the High Priestess with the Moon at your feet,
Your Heavenly Powers help the Fool take his seat,
So Walk Out In The Rain, don't take an umbrella,
Your job is to shed Light, it is not to master,
You'll meet someone special as you walk down the street.