Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For April 30, 2012

The Leo Moon and Neptune line up with Saturn,
Venus illuminates the sky and steals the Show,
The Merry Prankster jokes at the Bucolic Sky,
The Innocent Soul becomes a Fool Such As I,
So keep yourself acquainted with those in the know,
You will pick up on a repetitive pattern,
Don't be a Flash In The Pan, keep your powder dry.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For April 27, 2012

Jupiter at sixty degrees, Moon in Cancer,
Mars and the Red Lion are posing a Question,
The Eclipse of the Magi starts in the Lunar,
High Tides and Green Grass in a cyclical Rumour,
So Don't be Mysterious make a suggestion,
You will be surprised Who provides you the answer,
Crying Ninety Six tears won't get things done sooner.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For April 26, 2012

The Moon and Mercury residing in the Square,
Supernova erupts in Sagittarius,
The Sun's radiance ends Limitations on Time,
As Chaos determines the Victim and the Crime,
So let yourself be a little gregarious,
Or you'll find yourself pulling out all of your hair,
Looking back on your Life without Reason or Rhyme.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For April 20, 2012

Mercury aspect Mars, the Moon is in the Void,
Waxing as She sits in the Jupiter Hollow,
The Circle of Fortune makes you King of the Realm,
The Wheel keeps on turning leaving you at the Helm,
So don't pick up something that's too hard to swallow,
Apply your Good Nature and don't be an Android,
Remember your propensity to underwhelm.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For April 19, 2012

The Sun takes the Bull by the horns charging the air,
The Moon sextiles Venus creating lovers scenes,
The Hermit speaks in Ancient Tongue to seal your fate,
You might be a Widower like Henry the Eighth,
So let the Sand in the Hourglass habit your dreams,
Relate them to someone who has plenty to share,
Your Time equals Money, it's not wise to be late.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For April 12, 2012

Moon-Jupiter Trine, Mercury on the outside,
Saturn spikes the Moon, Seven Sisters chase the Crow,
The High Priestess teaches Mysteries to the Fool,
His only assignment is "Be True To Your School,"
So, to make it big you've got to go to the Show,
Just make sure you don't get taken for The Long Ride,
You never know, you might end up in a Duel.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For April 11, 2012

The Moon trines Mars in the Shadow of Capricorn,
While Venus hides in the Trace of the Two,
The Magus says "You've got to hide your love away,
Relax a bit, for Tomorrow's a new day,"
So don't find yourself all tangled up in the Blues,
You've been on the right track since the day you were born,
It's only the Lost Sheep who can be led astray.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For April 4, 2012

Mercury is swimming downstream between the Fish,
Clearing the Waters of the Moon/Jupiter Trine,
The Devil's sleeping in the Attics of your Life,
Makes the air so thick you can cut it with a knife,
So the Sand determines where you will draw your Line,
Think clearly when someone tells you to "Make a Wish",
Yours will come true when you release yourself from Strife.