Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For Halloween 2013

The Demon Star brings you a moonless Halloween,
Uranus and Pluto will form the Perfect Square,
The Fool's bag of tricks has many powerful Dreams,
You only believe in Miracles, so it seems,
So don't go around waving your hands in the air,
Place yourself into the Now and the In-Between,
But don't let your head go bustin' out at the seams.

Darjeeling's Reclusive Horoscope For October 13, 2013

The Aquarius Moon squares Scorpio's Saturn,
Tonight the Moon and Jupiter dance the Tango,
Telepathy starts with the Ace of Pentacles,
The Master Shaman gets you in Her tentacles,
So you may find that you are Lost in Durango,
Or you just don't fit into anyone's pattern,
You have always known that you're indispensable.