Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For June 27, 2012

Venus turns direct and the Moon is in the Scales
In a Love Triangle with Saturn and Spica,
Judgement awaits to open your Heart and your Mind,
Your manifest destiny lets in the Sunshine,
So keep your lamps trimmed and burnin, do what you like,
You are the Listener and Teller of the Tales,
Stick to your guns, keep your powder dry, you'll do fine.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For The Solstice, June 20, 2012, 6:09 pm CDT

Venus and Uranus, Mercury and Saturn,
Queue up today for the longest day of Summer,
Justice balances The Scales with a Two Edged Sword,
Helping you to live In The Colour of the Lord,
So accept Her advice, freely take it from Her,
Love is all around you no matter where you turn,
Remember: It's more than just a four letter word.