Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For The Solstice, June 20, 2012, 6:09 pm CDT

Venus and Uranus, Mercury and Saturn,
Queue up today for the longest day of Summer,
Justice balances The Scales with a Two Edged Sword,
Helping you to live In The Colour of the Lord,
So accept Her advice, freely take it from Her,
Love is all around you no matter where you turn,
Remember: It's more than just a four letter word.