Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 24, 2012

The Twins in Gemini now welcome Mercury,
They whisper their Secrets to the Moon in the Crab,
The Emperor is sporting a new suit of clothes,
It's Good To Be King is something everyone knows,
So dress yourself pretty, don't go out looking drab,
You can be The King who goes down in history,
Just don't cut off your Face to be spiting your Nose.