Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For May 14, 2012

The Moon in Pisces with the Saturnian Sun,
The Crow in the Southeast brings the Stars of the Spring,
The Silver Tongued Devil gets no Satisfaction,
She's in the Details of your nervous Reaction,
So don't carry on like you're the Lord of the Rings,
Go out of your way to have some passionate fun,
You may very well be the World's next attraction.