Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope For August 29, 2012

New energy abounds in the Sun/Pluto Trine,
Mercury aspects Saturn, Moon trine Jupiter,
If you believe in Magic, you're the Magician,
There's a lot more to it than mere Superstition,
So don't toy with the Muse, try to get used to her,
You don't need for her to give you some Magic Sign,
You'll get what you want without an Inquisition.

Darjeeling's Transfuse, Obtuse Horoscope For August 22, 2012

The Moon is now riding on the Scorpion's Head,
While the Morningstar Venus looks in your window,
You have to serve somebody, might be the Devil,
Or it could be the Lord if you're on the level,
So rest easy in your Hollywood Bungalow,
Or maybe you might find yourself better off Dead,
Just don't be the one to throw in the first shovel.

Darjeeling's Recluse, Obtuse Horoscope For August 21, 2012

Saturn, Mars, Spica in equilateral bliss,
The Moon aspects with Saturn and conjuncts with Mars,
Temperance fuels the Fires of Ego to gain Strength,
To win this Heart of Gold you'll go to any length,
So, Love is all around you, written in the Stars,
If you really love them, go seal it with a kiss,
Jump into Ecstasy, don't stand there on the Brink.

Darjeeling's Abstruse, Obtuse Horoscope For August 17, 2012

The Leo Moon goes void-of-course this afternoon,
Newest Mercury aspects the farthest, Pluto,
You are channeling The Hermit out on The Road,
His Lantern's Light helps you to ease your heavy load,
So that your Dream follows you where ever you go,
It's a Matter of Time, It's written in The Rune,
Your Journey will soon begin a new episode.