Darjeeling's Transluce Horoscope For The Summer Solstice

The Solstice is here, Mercury now retrogrades,
The Head of the Scorpion is high in the South,
Everybody loves a clown, but why play The Fool,
Always hold The Sword high and be true to your school,
So, don't be walking around all down in the mouth,
You could see better through somebody else's shades,
If it a'int broke don't fix it, just get a new Tool.