Darjeeling's Seduced Horoscope For May 17, 2013

The Sickle of Leo is harvesting the Moon,
Venus is in hiding out on the Horizon,
If you fall from The Tower don't land on your head,
The White Knight is backwards, The Red Queen's nearly Dead,
So just remember you are one of The Chosen,
You can fly away in your Beautiful Balloon,
Love is all around, there's nothing for you to dread.