Darjeeling's Transfuse, Obtuse Horoscope For August 22, 2012

The Moon is now riding on the Scorpion's Head,
While the Morningstar Venus looks in your window,
You have to serve somebody, might be the Devil,
Or it could be the Lord if you're on the level,
So rest easy in your Hollywood Bungalow,
Or maybe you might find yourself better off Dead,
Just don't be the one to throw in the first shovel.