Friday, May 17, 2013

Darjeeling's Seduced Horoscope For May 17, 2013

The Sickle of Leo is harvesting the Moon,
Venus is in hiding out on the Horizon,
If you fall from The Tower don't land on your head,
The White Knight is backwards, The Red Queen's nearly Dead,
So just remember you are one of The Chosen,
You can fly away in your Beautiful Balloon,
Love is all around, there's nothing for you to dread.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Goddess With A Purple Gun

You might see her down on Malibu Beach,
Or maybe at Dylan's coffee shop over on Third Street,
This girl's no fake, she's a real straight arrow,
Carries a purple forty-five with a paisley barrel,

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She's a goddess with a purple gun,
If she come's after you, you've got no place to run,
She's a goddess with a purple gun,
Standing tall in the Phoenix sun.

She wears a string of black pearls around her neck,
Don't play games with this girl, she'll put you in check,
She doesn't have to beg, borrow, or steal,
She only carries what she doesn't have to conceal,

She can give and she can take,
She can shoot the eye out of a rattlesnake,
Standing tall in the Phoenix sun,
She's a goddess and she carries a gun,

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