Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope-January 27

Mercury and Saturn race to Aquarius,
The Lovers choose new partners with no regrets,
While Venus triangulates the Jovian Moon,
Lovin' Spoonful sings, "My Darlin' Be Home Soon,"
So celebrate good news after the Sun sets,
No need to worry about the nefarious,
Remember that True Love never forgets.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope-January 26, Thursday

The Moon rests easy in the sign of the Fish,
All is governed by The Master of Law,
Then in sails Mercury in a Sea of Chaos,
Don't worry about Gains just cover your Loss,
Someone will always point out your worst flaw,
So just be careful or you'll get what you wish,
The Jack of Hearts waits for the luck of the Draw.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope-Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The Moon sextiles Pluto and conjuncts with Venus,
The Emperor sits on the Throne with Mace and Orb,
Saturn's Rings are drawn into Jupiter's hollow,
The Morning may seem like there's too much to swallow,
All you need do is let go and Absorb,
Tell your partner that, "There's nothing between us,"
So put the sign on your door, "Do Not Disturb."

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope-January 24 Aquarian Fantasy

Evening Moon and Saturn enter the Trine,
The Empress gives forth her Energy and Power,
Venus shines brightly next to the Crescent,
This then is the time to deal with the Present,
Realize you know not the Day nor the Hour,
Live free and continue to look for the Sign,
Let love reign over Like a Bright SunShower.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope for Monday, January 23 Lunar New Year

Mars is going backward in the Boat of Dreams,
Turning the Card reveals the High Priestess, Isis,
A New Moon rising in the sign of Water,
Revolves with the Earth on the Wheel of the Potter,
So your life won't be one big Social Crisis,
Remember everything is not what it seems,
Because for you today, The Sun Also Rises.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope - January 18

The Crescent outruns the Scorpion's sting,
Orion is safe just for the time being,
While the Lion lays down in the cold morning sky,
The Water sign won't let your well run dry,
Take care of those that you enjoy seeing,
You'll soon have plenty of reason to sing,
Improvements will come to your mental wellbeing.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscope for Monday, January 16

The Sun in Aquarius heralds the Dragon,
Water Boy chases the Scorpio Moon,
With Jupiter rising as the Zodiac spins,
Look for a partner in the sign of the Twins,
You'll soon be whistling a different tune,
Get serious: Hitch your star to a wagon,
Something awaits at the Solstice in June.

Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscopes January 13, 2012

The Maiden wears the Diadem upon her head,
The Sword of Orion hangs low in the west,
The Moon plays babysitter with Saturn and Mars,
Listen to Grace sing "She Drives Funny Cars,"
Don't wear out your heart by beating your chest,
Let your skeleton out on the Day of the Dead,
These are the things that will suit you the best.