Darjeeling's Obtuse Horoscopes January 13, 2012

The Maiden wears the Diadem upon her head,
The Sword of Orion hangs low in the west,
The Moon plays babysitter with Saturn and Mars,
Listen to Grace sing "She Drives Funny Cars,"
Don't wear out your heart by beating your chest,
Let your skeleton out on the Day of the Dead,
These are the things that will suit you the best.