Darjeeling's Transluce Horoscope For The Summer Solstice

The Solstice is here, Mercury now retrogrades,
The Head of the Scorpion is high in the South,
Everybody loves a clown, but why play The Fool,
Always hold The Sword high and be true to your school,
So, don't be walking around all down in the mouth,
You could see better through somebody else's shades,
If it a'int broke don't fix it, just get a new Tool.

Darjeeling's Contuse Horoscope For June 14, 2013

The waxing crescent aspects Neptune in Leo,
Mercury draws closer to Venus as She fades,
The Queen of Swords is her own best friend, and yours, too,
The Queen of Pentacles makes the right choice for you,
So, don't let the Sun catch you crying in your shades,
You don't want to miss out when it's your turn to deal,
You are the Champion, go bid somebody adieu.

Darjeeling's J'accuse Horoscope For June 13, 2013

Castor and Pollux holding the Gemini Moon,
Red Antares shines down from the Scorpion's neck,
The Emperor doesn't need a new suit of clothes,
The Judgement is nigh, what happens? Nobody knows,
So, get your wits together and keep them in check,
You know that your darling will be coming home soon,
Your Wheel is spinning, round and round and round it goes.

Darjeelings Late Bemused Horoscope for June 12, 2013

The silver sliver of a Moon is in the West,
Moon aspects Neptune, sextiles Mars this afternoon,
The King of Swords is at a loss for any words,
The Knight of Wands leads you toward your just reward,
So, begin your Sacred Journey and do not swoon,
Prove to yourself Father doesn't always know best,
As you travel this road, be always on your guard.