Advo-Cat

She shows us the way to the bathroom
In the night when we cannot see,
She guides us to the couch
Making us mindful of our laps,
She answers our queries
Like the Oracle,
Telling us not to take the trip to Lodi,
She is mute about questions
Concerning the stock market
Or the lottery,
When asked when the starships are coming
She looks toward Andromeda.