Country Jig

Gettin’ to the breakdown
Nervous or not,
Goin’ to a hoedown
Out in the garden plot,
It’s good to be gettin’ down
Diggin’ some fish bait,
Put it on the dinner plate,
A pig in the pen
Is worth more than a bush,
Pick up the old settin’ hen
Take away her chicks,
That’s what life is like
Out here in the sticks,
Grab your partner and do-see-do,
Barking dogs never bite
Lately they been barkin’ all night,
When the saucers land
Out in the field,
We go out and greet them,
Have a barbecue to show them
What it is all about.