Darjeeling Unlimited Do Nothing Committee

Darjeeling Unlimited Do Nothing Committee


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This is a great opportunity for anyone who is interested to join the Darjeeling Unlimited Do Nothing Committee. The Do Nothing Committee is designed for you to do just that: Nothing. To get started all you have to do is fill out our user friendly offline three page paper application which you must request by mail. While you are patiently waiting for your application you can begin now by crafting a ten page report on why you think you would be a good candidate for the Do Nothing Committee. Please take a few days to reflect on this while you are doing nothing in preparation for being accepted into this highly specialized field of like-minded people such as yourself who prefer to do nothing rather than doing something. Next, create a space for yourself in your own home or office where you can practice doing nothing. Move furniture, go shopping for special items that will help you do nothing and place them in a strategic location in your spatial area. You may want to go to the library and check out some Feng Shui books about creating a positive space. Phone, text, and email all of your friends and see what they think about the fact that you are now doing absolutely nothing. Plant a garden and contemplate doing nothing while you hoe weeds, water the plants, and keep predators away. If you are in Kansas, get a carry and conceal license (with special “Noise Suppression” device rider) so that you can be rest assured that you are totally safe in doing nothing. Contribute to the Do Nothing Donation Fund so that your gift can be used to help us all do nothing. And remember the Do Nothing Motto: It’s really something to be doing nothing.