Football Psalmody

Gleaned From The Sunday Kansas City Star sports page
(Sung Responsively)

Number Fifteen Missouri / Forty One
Number Twenty Two Texas / Tech Ten

Missouri Tigers look / BCS worthy
The Big Twelve’s best football team played its best / on Saturday

Two Missouri players jumped for joy after the Tigers / stopped a drive
MU held Texas Tech to minus nine yards rushing and intercepted / four passes

KU stuffs Buffs late / in the game
Number Fifteen Jayhawks improve to / seven and oh

The Oklahoma Sooners came to Lawrence but left / in a bum wagon
But the Colorado students came booing and / yelling obscenities

Carolina gets / Vandy-lized
Tebow uses arm, not legs / to lead Gators

Late kick / propels Cowboys
Huskers still seeing red after / another loss

There is an advertisement for the new two thousand eight / Honda Accord
Right next to a smaller ad / for Viagra.