A Guitar Is A Girl's Best Friend

It can bring you glass slippers,
It can bring you some wine,
It can bring you fine cuisine,
On which you can dine,
It can tell your life story,
From beginning to end,
A guitar is a girl’s best friend,

You can wear it like a diamond,
Just for the show,
You can take it to bed,
Pretend you’re Marilyn Monroe,
Sleep on sheets of white satin,
Study Nietzsche and Zen,
A guitar is a girl's best friend,

You can take it to confession,
To tell all your sins,
Take it to choir,
Sing a thousand amens,
Ride it up to Heaven,
Visit all your Dead friends,
A guitar is a girl’s best friend,

You can do anything,
If you’ve got a guitar,
Pick up a big paycheck,
Become a country western star,
Take it down to the pawn shop,
When you’ve got no money left to spend,
A guitar is a girl’s best friend,