Judgement Day

On the Last Day
He realized
He had failed
His Lenten
Penitence,
He owed
The Lord
Thirty bags of Skittles,
Like the thirty Pieces of Silver
That haunted Judas
Was he also haunted,
So he took the thirty bags
To the Sanhedrin
To purchase land
For Potter’s field,
But they turned him down,
Can’t use Skittles, they said,
It’s against The Law.