When The Poles Switched

When the poles switched
Egg yolks turned white and roosters crowed at sunset,
Jump starting a car became more difficult:
Red to negative black to positive,
Battery companies went broke,
Like objects began to attract,
There was no more polarization in Congress,
Polar bears bought Coca Cola futures,
AC-DC couples switched partners,
The Beatles’ A Day In The Life finally made sense,
Vice versa became the norm,
The Big Rock Candy Mountain was discovered in Kansas
Where tornados spun backwards spewing out entire towns,
The Indy 500 was run in reverse,
Trash trucks delivered trash at curbside,
When the poles switched
Santa Claus became a greeter at Wal-Mart.