Drunken Boots Reprise

They were s'pose' to be in Wichita
But didn't make it,
Stayed out drinkin' in the barn all day
No need in fakin' it,
It's a Jones an' that's fo' sho'
Somedays ya just can't take it,
Like ole Captain Trips chasin' the dragon,
Or ridin' in the undertaker's wagon,
You know you just can't mend a broken heart
Unless at first you break it.